Meet the Merry Wives of Windsor
Name: Heather
Plays: Bodhran, Accordion, Recorder
Preferred Type of Man: Bald and Corpulent!
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Anything but the beer!
Quote: I don't remember that I didn't like it!

Name: Kathy
Plays: Tambourine
Preferred Type of Man: Big, strong, burly men who know how to use their weapons!
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Water with bubbles, and a straw, and ice, and a lemon (not a lime), please.
Quote: "Tit-ilating!"
 
Name: Darien
Plays: Fiddle
Preferred Type of Man: No leg-humpers, please.
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Mead! Gotta love that honey-sweet elixir.
Quote: "Pretty only lasts so long but crazy is forever."
 
Name: Jenny
Plays: Mandola
Preferred Type of Man: I like a man who plays guitar, drinks beer(woohoo!), and loves me tender.
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Cider, the beer(woohoo!) is like lumpy moose piss.
Quote: "I have lost my underwear!"
 
Name: Kimi (aka. "Miss Kimi"or K-Lo)
Plays: Mandolin
Preferred Type of Man: Decorative yet functional!
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Something sweet and fruity.
Quote: "We have so much fun, it's not faire to the rest of the world! "
 
Name: Liz (or Lizzie, or Elizabeth - whichever fits)
Plays: Tambourine, shakey egg, chimes and more!
Preferred Type of Man: Handsome and tall, quick witted and intelligent - but not too smart for his own good!
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Anything but the water!
Quote: "We're altos - we go down because we can!"
Name: Claire
Plays: Irish Bouzouki
Preferred Type of Man: Your IQ must be at least this high to ride this ride...
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Yours.
Quote: "Whate'er!  I do what I WANT!"
Name: Carol
Plays: Bass, French Horn
Preferred Type of Man: Tall, dark and handsome. Oh, and a Trekkie, too.
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Something fruity and not too strong. I'm a lightweight.
Quote: "Why be normal when you can be weird? It's much more fun to get funny looks from people."

Name: Stephanie
Plays: Flute, Whistle
Preferred Type of Man: Flirty and talented. And not too tall.
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Scotch. Oh, don't look so surprised!!
Quote: "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - G. K. Chesterton

Name: Rebecca
Preferred Type of Man: One with a HUGE.... love for kids!
Favorite drink at Windsor's Tavern: Not beer. Anything else will do nicely!
Quote: Always be yourself! The people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind!